- Paris Hilton At Moments Has A Sweetness About Her, Or This Time I’m Really Lowering My Standards
- Things I Think I’ve Learned About the Internet While Blog Promoting
- Thoughts on the Vietnam Veterans Memorial
- Puff-Piece Features about Philosophy do the World No Good: Isn’t Philosophy About Asking Tough Questions?
- Comment on a Letter from Leo Strauss to Willmoore Kendall, 5/14/61
If none of that interests you, there’s this, which I find to be absolutely hilarious (title NSFW).