The Only Translation Software I Trust Nowadays…

…is this, and it does come up with a different translation each time. Here’s what I got most recently:

But a “proposizzle is sum-m sum-m tizzy has ta be proved true or false with the S-N-double-O-P. It is not necessarily true. To be dedicated ta proposizzles is a matta of belief . Put ya mutha fuckin choppers up if ya feel this.. To be an American is ta believe all men is created equal, ta W-to-tha-izzork ta makes that a truth as B-to-tha-izzest one can.

– translated from the original here.

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  1. I’ve killa bizzle one ta git all snooty over brotha peoples boorishness, nor do I usually allow they ignorance – of jizzust `bout messin’ n ridin’ – goad me into anga. I do realize tizzle this tha internet, n so mizzy thugz assume tizzle they can act, say, be, n do in any manna they want, usually mean’n that they is rude, crass, crude, n jizzay plain bigoted. People hizzle every R-to-tha-izzight ta they opinions, n I would neva wish ta takes thizzay away, That does nizzle baller mizzle thizzat I will allow thugz ta be rizzle n ignorant fo` tha sakes of they own ego . Slap your mutha fuckin self. By now, I am sure any one read’n this is blunt-rollin’ whizzay it is that I am ho-slappin’ on `bout, fo` wizzle could possibly hizzle been said ta botha tha king of indifference? A nigga of mine had decided ta undertakes a wanna be gangsta cruisin’ if not a bit naive, tizzy of straight trippin’ tha unwashed masses – he wanted ta bring class n introspection ta Myspace. GASP! THE HORROR!

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